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egobus:

one time when I was about four, the 10 year old neighbour boys attacked me with water guns and when I ran away and told my mom she gave me the hose and set it to pressure wash and basically told me to finish what they started  

Excellent parenting.

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kushdrinker:

it must get annoying living in the south with all those banjos constantly playing 

It’s worse when u try to park your car and someone parks there horse in ur way

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rupsidaisy:

gay8:

fuck attractive people

that’s the plan

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gaimez:

One time this girl really hated me and wanted to ruin my reputation or something so one day i was talking to a boy and she came up and really obnoxiously said “you know she has a crush on you right?” and he was like “man i hope so or else this is gonna get really awkward”

She fuckin told my boyfriend that i liked him

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